Stay Classy America

In life, we enounter people that are not classy. They tend to act cheap, and basically trashy, so here, I shall say one thing:  Stay classy America.
First of all, what does classy even mean? According to Urban Dictionary, classy means very stylish and elegant, not dirty or digusting, and is a deeper meaning for cool. It also used to describe in sarcastic way to describe someone who is acting trashy.
Now, some people's definations of classy can vary. But, me and my homegirl Jenni have composed a little list, or guidlines, if you will, of rules to staying classy, and how not to be trashy.

1. Don't wear the same thing everyday. That's just gross.
2. When talking to people, please try to refrain from texting. Also, not listening to music while you are having a conversation with someone, because you seem that the conversation that you are having with that other person is not important.
3. Talk in proper english. typ3 lk3 th1s? ppl dnt understand u. Please, use proper English, because then it shows that you have some degrees of intelligence, in addition to the fact that people can actually understand you.
4. Don't update your facebook status every five seconds. Seriously, people don't need to know every single thing that your doing. Nor do they want to.
5. Be careful who you hang around with. If someone you know does things like stealing things from stores for example, then you don't want to be wrapped in their trouble. Keep a safe distance if someone you know is doing so.
6. Brush your hair and teeth. Hygeine people!
7. Wear something that doesn't show off all of your goodies. Seriously, no one wants a free ticket to view the goods. Cover up, honey.
8. When you like a guy, don't take makeout pictures, unless you are getting married or something. That's a little too much PDA. Also refrain from complete tounge in public places. In addition to it being gross for others to see, it's just awkward for others.
9. Stop complaining, seriously. Not everything is about you, and actually caring about other's probelms besides your own would be lovely. Nor do people wanna hear that you and the love of your life this week can't hang out because you're grounded.

By following these simple rules, you can be sure that you will be a classy individual, and maybe then people will respect you more.