The Difference.

This morning, while brushing my teeth, I got to thinking. What is the difference between a good friend and a bad friend? I mean, often we tend to be good ones, and sometimes we forget to be good ones. (Okay, that sounds really bad, but sometimes we do slip up on occaison.)
What makes a good friend? I shall compose a list:

• A good friend is always, always happy for their friend, even though they may feel like it's a touchy subject for them. For example, your friend gets an A on a test that you failed. Although, you may feel bad that you failed, however you still can not be happy for your friend.
• You will be "wingwoman" to the person when they are dating someone. If you're friend has a boyfriend, you know when to leave them the hell alone. If you and your friend are at a social gathering, and you see someone that you like, then your friend helps you get to know that person. (And if that situation was reversed, you would do the same)
• When you're sad, you're friend won't ask questions. They will take walks around the neighborhood and let you babble on and on about how your life sucks, they will let you call them up crying and screaming, and they won't give a fuck.
• When in a situation, then your friend will help you out. Like if you seem to have tripped in water, they will loan you pants.
• A friend will bail you out of jail; a good friend will be right next you saying "What the fuck just happened?"
• A good friend is someone who knows your ups and downs, and still loves you. They may hate what you enjoy, but still let you talk about it, because you will do the same. They will take your food, and tease you, but that's only because they love you.

What is a bad friend, you may ask? Here's another list:

• Cause drama. I mean come on bitch? You're life isn't all drama.
• Talk about soley yourself, and not give a shit. I mean come on, there are like 6 billion people on the planet, so the world doesn't revolve around you.
• Cling. Come on, I have other friends than you, and I'm sure that you do too.

Wow, I don't have that many examples of a bad friend. Well anways, here you go folks! And for my good friends reading this (IE Samantha, Charlotte, Miranda, and Jenni, to name a few), thank you for being such great friends!